Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Ugly Naked Guy

I saw one!

Just now...

while on the bus..

Ewwww.....................!!!


Where? Jurong East. Below the MRT track. In the wide open space. He was standing near one of the many pillars. Like as if no one can see like dat! Hell-lo.....

I could see you. The WORLD can see you for goodness sake! 360 degrees of you and your manhood. Stupid asshole.

What the heck were you thinking? Pulling down your pants to your knees and checking out your tinkie-winkie?

No, I don't think you were taking a piss there. Why do you need to bend?

No, I'm not a pervert. I didn't stare. I just did a double take. Ok, triple. Only because I wanted to make sure of what I saw. It was very far lah. I was in the bus. As the bus turn into the interchg, I was sure. I saw an ass.

Oh gross. It's still fresh in my mind.

Urgh.

Pooped @ 5:30 PM