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Monday, March 19, 2007

The One With Daanish's Date

On that Friday, I had an impromptu date with Mdm Hus Kus Bagus, with her darling daughter, Atikah. It was actually a set up for my Daanish to date her Atikah.

Here's the story...

Once upon a time, there's a handsome berg named Daanish who had alwez wanted to date Atikah jemz. That Friday, his wish finally came true.

He had asked his chio Mama for permission to bring Atikah to the playground at IMM. And his Mama relented.

And so, he put on his hamsemest gear and looked his best for that dream date.

Oh no.. It's already 2! I'm late! What a way to start off my first date with Atikah.

I hope she's not too angry. Hmm.. what excuse should I give? It's Friday.. Ha! Sembahyang Jumaat! Ustadz kasi khutbah panjang sangat.

No way I'm gonna tell her that I poo-ed and Mama had to struggle to clean me up.

Alright, to my car, and then off me go.

Matching outfit for my yellow car. What does the 'B' stands for? Why, am I not the most eligible BACHELOR in town?

Arrh poops! I can't start my car! What is wrong here? I guess I'll hafta call my gang.

And so, Barney and frens came in a poof to save the little prince charming.

Ah.. I know I can alwez count on you Barns! Now let's go, G-O, go! We're drooling late!

Meanwhile...

"Now where is that Daanish? He's so gonna get it from me. I'm gonna show him this fed-up face when he gets here," says Atikah.

However, Daanish was too late.
Atikah grew impatient.

When Daanish finally reached the playground, he tried his best to win her over. He offered her the best ride in the playground.

Meh Atikah, naik yang ni.. I'll help you climb over. I'll ride with you...

But, it was not meant to be.

Atikah left without a word...

And Daanish was devastated.

Atikaaaah..... Mana Atikah?

Nampaknya aku main sorang niari.

Takpe, dat's not the last of me Atikah... I'll see you when I see you..

And so, dat was how the date, or not, went.

- THE END -

Pooped @ 12:42 PM